Redneck Beer-Slingshot Accident

I can't help but call these guys rednecks: They're in the middle of the woods, with sleeveless shirts, parked campers trailers, [shooting] rifles and shotguns; the main event...drum-roll...a home-made beer slingshot device.

Now if you're attention span is too short (12 seconds is the new 2 minutes-I know, it's getting bad,)go ahead and fast forward to 30 seconds in.

Wait, that isn't a water a balloon-- that's an exploding can of beer. Holy fuck; just imagine taking a heavy can of Budweiser suds, to the nuts, at 200 feet per second. My manhood actually aches now.