Redneck Beer-Slingshot Accident

I can't help but call these guys rednecks: They're in the middle of the woods, with sleeveless shirts, parked campers trailers, [shooting] rifles and shotguns; the main event...drum-roll...a home-made beer slingshot device.

Now if you're attention span is too short (12 seconds is the new 2 minutes-I know, it's getting bad,)go ahead and fast forward to 30 seconds in.

Wait, that isn't a water a balloon-- that's an exploding can of beer. Holy fuck; just imagine taking a heavy can of Budweiser suds, to the nuts, at 200 feet per second. My manhood actually aches now.

Katy Perry Has the Itch

Russell Brand isn't the only one with an itch.
Pretty bold move Katy, but hey, we'll always love you for the often tolerable and sometimes even likeable pop music you've given us; regardless of where you want to put your hands, whenever you want to put them there,
Ummm, scratch that...
--What I mean to say is that you're a talented musical artist with a great personality. Wait, did I really just say scratch that?

'Hot Model Knocked Out On Argentinian Dance Show '

The first time I watched this video, there was more shock then comedic value. This was short-lived, c'mon was it just me or was that wipeout legendary? The chick was okay in the end, so I guess that justifies my laughter. But I want to justify it further: I ask that everyone try watching this video 5 times in a row without cracking up.

EXTREMELY IMPORANT: Who Has the Hottest Ass in Holland?

All of these girls are f***ing undeniably hot. What comes to mind is 'Euro-nasty.' I can't decide on whether or not the Dutch accents turn me on even more-- or scare the living shit out of me; anyone remember the movie Hostel?